Dragon Chat

Scutum takes flight and flies into a cave, huddling in there.

Scutum: Why meeeeee...

Fira runs down the cave, the sword waving above her head.
"KILL HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Centauri: *Jumps in front of Scutum & faces Fira* Although he's a friggin' meany head, he IS like my brother...

Fira: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Phazos: KEEL SCUWUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KAI!
WAH!

both dragons bite/tackle/ram/scratch/attack Phazos (even though he's titan) and thanks to their small size they are alot faster than the giant, and they are hanging around the eyes/eye sockets

Phazos starts melting out acid from his eyes, and Dracos's dragons fall off, burning. Get off me you ztupeed dwagons! He turns back and looks in the cave. YOU DIEEEEEEE! Phazos spits his acid waves and fills the cave. YOU WILL BURN FROM MY PHAZON!

Fira drops her sword. "...i'll go get the vacuum." she walks off, tossing an anti-acid sheild around scutum and centauri

Scutum cries out a cry out fury while Centauri barks and snarls as the waves approach.

Scutum: In case this is the last time I see you, I love you, big bro--

Fira jumps out of nowhere, sucking the acid into an ultra-sized vacuum.

Centauri: .....What was that, Scutum?

Scutum: ....!!!! NOTHING!!!

Centauri: OH EM GEE, HE SAID HE LOVED ME!!!!!

Scutum: I DID NOT!!!!

Phazos: Yew DIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Centauri: C'mon, my loving little brother, let's get out of here.

Scutum: I do not love you. And we can't be related-- you're a dog, I'm a dragon. No resemblance.

Centauri: ...Adopted... Now come on, Phazos is still trying to kill us.

Scutum grabs Fira's head and flies out with Centauri trailing behind.

WEIRD!
<YOU SAID IT!>
...I don't know - this is Ren'foni

Ren'foni is Fire and good
Unnamed is a dracolich and evil
Throam'sil is the dragon that is the direct incarnation of my soul...so Unnamed and Ren'foni can persuade his alignment...BEWARE

Centauri and Scutum sit and watch Unnamed drown in a porter-potty.

Centauri: *Nudges Scutum in the side* You love me.

Scutum: I DO NOT!!!

Centauri: Hey, you said it, not me.

Scutum: I DID NOT!!!

Centauri: *Looking at Nat* Watch, on Valentine's Day, he's gonna get me a box of chocolate and a rose.

Scutum: I WILL NOT!!!

Centauri: ...Whatever...

Unnamed breaks apart and suddenly Nagini has a exoskele on her (which won't come off)

Ren'foni-Thats not good...HEY I'M A GIRL!

<Do I have to go all Uber on you...Here on this forum too?>
Unnamed splits apart and reforms as a type of skeletal armor on Arctis
*speaking with arctis' face/voice<Warned ya>

-Get off her you skele-

This is too magical for me to understand

Arctis freezes her body, causing the skeleton to fall of her. nobody, and i mean nobody, jumps onto me. nobody.

START THE PARTY!

no, end it

corpsil you are so mean we just got here

thats nice..

party!?

PARTY!!!!!

PARTY!!!!!

Party? I vill DESTROY ve party! Phazos goes insane and spits acid everywhere.

that is my kinda friend

o great

2x the caos

But virst... I'm Gonna Sing The Shnitzel Song, Shnitzel Song, Shnitzel Song! I'm Gonna Sing The Shnitzel Song, and I'll Sing It All Day Long! Fira jumps off a bridge in fear. Hey, Hevix vas vight! The Shnitzel Song is a terrible weapon against Fira!
____________________

Fira hates this song. Whenever you see her on AQW, please copy & paste the song and sing it to her!

*jumps Unnamed,throws him of a cliff,gives Throamsil a quick peck on the cheek,punches Ren'foni on the shoulder,and flees to another country*

...

...

WTF?!

*snorts*
that didnt even look like it hurt

wonder what THAT was about
*stares after Nagini*

i dunno
its not like throwing an undead dragon with no brain is a capitol offence
...is it?

of course not
hmm...seemes like something ELSE spooked her

*sirens are heard outside*

.....
would one of u guys bring my dragon back here so i may kill her?

*sigh*ill go get the tracker

*takes out a sharp thingy*

...and a mop -_-