Dragon Chat

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Fira on Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:57 pm

Fira-MPPhmphlmmmph!!! (I was kidding! i had no idea that those were the right words!)

i wasn't in on this at all...

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:09 pm

Centauri: WHA-EWA!!! As soon as I wet you out off mah mouf, youw're gawnna tell mah that I wooked FUNNEH when I waw goin' cwazy!!!!!!!

Scutum: If she told you that you looked funny when you were going crazy, you should hear yourself during the aftershock...

Centauri: WHAT DID YOU SAY!??!!??!

Scutum: Nothing...

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Post  Fira on Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:08 pm

Fira shoves her finger down centauri's throat

wargh!

he spits her out.

"you actuallly looked kinda freaky when you were crazy."

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Post  Melanie on Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:34 pm

Centauri: You... you wanna see FREAKY? I'll show you freaky!!

Scutum: *Grabs some popcorn and perches self in a tree* I gotta see this.

Centauri: *Starts snarling like a mad-dog and charges at Fira* RAAAAAUGHHH!!!

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  He11ix on Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:39 pm

He11ix: Drakel is officially Sneevil Chow! PARTY! Oh yeah, I can't be here without a dragon... I'll be right back, you get the chips.

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:07 pm

Nat & Nagini said:
Nagini-if u talk alone,ill drown u

...
if u think shes joking,ull die first -_-

Nagini-muahahaha

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Centauri: Wow. Shocked

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Nat on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:22 pm

which is oh so totally true

what if a dragon spoke without a human?
would u kill ur own kin?

.......
oh shut up pale


Twisted Evil

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Fira on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:25 pm

Fira takes advantage of centauri's momentary stunnedness and presses a button to cage him. she reads the label around the button. 'rabid angry wolf instant cage. guaranteed no breaks, or your money back!' "i always KNEW this would come in handy one day..." she mused, as she watched centauri try to bite the bars of the cage. "you have issues, you know that, little wolfie? take some anger management. it helps."
...Fira...you better let him go, 'cause he seems pretty mad right about now...
"What, and let him rip my head off? no chance."
he'll only get angrier the longer you keep him in there.
"well, there IS a guarantee on the button."
lemme see that... Shocked Fira, if the cage does break, and it IS holding a rabid, angry wolf, dontcha think that the person who had the defective cage just MIGHT not live through the ordeal?
"...your point?"
FIRA HE WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF IF THE CAGE BREAKS!!! JUST APOLOGIZE!
"he won't accept it."
FIRA, FOR ONCE, JUST SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND APOLOGIZE BEFORE YOU GET US ALL KILLED!!
"okay, okay. ...Centauri...i'm sorry for calling you a freak, and for turning you into a girl, (though that was squishy's idea) and for shoving a finger down your throat. i'll let you go now." she cautiously presses the button...and presses it again.
"aw DANG IT!!! the cage wont collapse!"
allow me, stupid.
Arctis uses her claws to slice through 5 of the cages bars.
there ya gos!

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:37 pm

Centauri: BUT YOU DIDN'T APOLOGIZE FOR TRAPPING ME IN A CAGE!!!!!! *Close to tears* I'M CLOSTERPHOPIC!!!!!!

Scutum: Ooh, crap... An angry Centauri is better than a sad Centauri. He never stops sobbing...

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  He11ix on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:44 pm

He11ix: Hey guys, I got a new... *sees the chaos*

He11ix: Uh... this is a bad first impression, so I won't let him in yet...

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Fira on Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:59 pm

Fira pats centauri on the head.

Squishy gives centari a small hug.

Arctis isn't paying attention to none of this, and is instead looking at he11ix. LEMME SEE!!! Very Happy

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:13 pm

Centauri sits, hunched over, sobbing like a wolf puppy.

Scutum: He's gonna be doing this for the next ten posts until someone eventually gets so p!$$ed off at him that they do something to make him even more miserable, and he starts bawling. After that, someone will get extremely p!$$ed off and Centauri will then be p!$$ed at him. After that, he goes back to his same old self: the still-angry and disturbed wolf we all know and love.

Centauri: *Crying & trying to ignore Scutum*

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Fira on Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:27 pm

"nahh...i actually like him better this way. he's a lot nicer to me." Fira continues to hug centauri.

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  He11ix on Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:43 pm

Phazos steps out from behind a corner. Youz be mean to mes in Role Playing. Take dis! A neon blue goo is spat out of Phazos's mouth, hitting... Fira! The blue goo is deadly poisonous. Keel dem! Keel dem! "Stop it Phazos."

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Fira on Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:57 pm

FIRA!!!!!
OH NOES!1!!!1!!
Fira steps out from behind the titanium dummy. "wow...he11ix, you're right! those things ARE useful!"

... Evil or Very Mad

YOU NEARLY GAVE US HEART ATTACKS!!!!

"but i'm still alive! that's what counts!"

eh...i guess...

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  He11ix on Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:46 pm

Dawn it! I go to bed. You no fun. "...that little demon dracolich. I knew those weird gems would have a bad effect."

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:03 pm

That thing is cursed. Shocked

Centauri: *Still sobbing, huddles against Fira*

Scutum: If you've been through this at least twice, you do NOT like it.

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  DracostheStrong on Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:28 am

Ya should see what it did to Throam'sil
***

eh?


ello


WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!?!


unnamed.


Wha?


...I'm unnamed. Pleased to make your aquantice.

uh...hi
*holds out a claw to shake*

*Unnamed grabs Throam'sil flips him around, slams him into a wall, throws him out the window and through the Neighbor's windowshield

***

yeah it was bad. but hey, I now have a ebil dragon and a...evil dragon.

And who is the evil dragon?


you

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:12 pm

Scutum: Interesting. *Walks up to Phazos & holds out claw to shake* Eh?

Centauri: *curls up by Fira and keeps right on sobbing*

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  He11ix on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:39 pm

*spits blue acid fire at Scuctum* I NO LIKEY BEIN WOKEN UP!

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:56 pm

Scutum: Sowwy, jeeze!! Ebil widdle dwagon. Evil or Very Mad

Centauri: *Sob* I wouldn't mock him... *Sob*

Scutum: Oh, shut your mouth.

Centauri: Shocked .... Crying or Very sad .... Mad !!!!!!!!!

Scutum: Whoop! Old Centauri's back. RUN!!!!

Centauri: *Chases Scutum, screaming curse words*

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Fira on Mon Dec 15, 2008 8:59 pm

SCUTUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad (follows centauri's lead, chasing scutum, and yelling words that are close to swears but are not swears)

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  He11ix on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:01 pm

Iz vill keel you all! Phazos follows the parade of pursuit.

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Melanie on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:03 pm

Scutum: *Turns around and gets in the threatening karate-stance* If anyone moves.... AI-YA!!!

Fira, Phazos, and Centauri all stop.

Fira: Does he REALLY know karate?

Centauri: Nope.

They all continue to chase Scutum, screaming (or scweaming) their heads off, while Scutum screams like a little girl.

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Re: Dragon Chat

Post  Fira on Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:05 pm

Fira stops again. "heck with this." she summons a huge, lightweight sword. "off with his HEAD!!!!" she chases scutum again.

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