Re: Dragon Chat

**Melanie** Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:52 am

Scutum: Ahem, I'm a dude, by the way.

Centauri: I'm not sure she meant you....

Scutum: Oh, she meant you? Oh... Then... HAHA!!

Centauri: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!

Both see Jimmy and Draco.

Scutum: ...Wow...

Centauri: Shocked

Nat Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:29 pm

*kicks Jimmy awake*

*kicks Jimmy again*

...hes already awake

i know

...
then why did u do that?

just in case Suspect

**Melanie** Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:18 pm

Scutum: Can we eat him?

Centauri: I didn't know you were carnivorous, Scutum... Shocked

Scutum: I didn't know carnivorous was a word...

Centauri: *Giggle, giggle*

Scutum: What're you laughing at...

Centauri: Oh, nothing...

Scutum: ... Suspect

...

Fira Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:37 pm

squishy turns centauri into a veggie.

"ewwwwwww....squishy! you know i hate veggies!"

ugh...fine.

(turns centauri into a chew toy.)

NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT, BUB!? Evil or Very Mad

Arctis-ooh! chew toy!

"arctis!"

AUUUUGH!

arctis-chomp.

"errr...you missed."

Arctis- then what did I eat?

MMMMMMMPH! mmphrmmmph!

**Melanie** Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:28 pm

Centauri: HAHA!!!!

Scutum: Aright, dude, I know I'm not that smart, but-- OOOH, SNOW!!!

Centauri: Suspect

Wtf, dude...

Scutum: ...A-anyways, I know I'm not that smart, but I don't think laughing at Squishy's such a good idea.

Centauri: Anything that you think is a bad idea is a wonderful idea, you special little turd.

Scutum: ...Well... if you put it that way, then... Suspect

It's a great idea to laugh at Squishy...

Centauri: (Wow, he falls for that stuff so easily...) So now it IS a good idea to laugh at her? Awesome.

Scutum: What-- I thought what I thought was a good idea was actually a bad ide-- snow...

Centauri: ...Hehe... Twisted Evil

Nat Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:12 pm

*throws a snowball at Nat*

WTF,NAGS?!

*throws a snowball at Fira*

....
where r u getting the snow?

*throws a snowball at Mel*
trust me..u dont wanna know

scratch

*checks the snow*
Neutral

ITS FROZEN BAKING SODA!!!

actually,its foot powter

UUUUGH!!!

Fira Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:33 pm

squishy pops back out, covered in slime. ugh...arctis, you really need to brush your teeth... silent

she's about to wipe the slime off when she hears centauri the chew toy laugh...at her. oooooooh,boy, you're gonna get it now!!! Evil or Very Mad

she uses her water magic to get all of the slime off her, then shoves it down centauri the chew toy's throat. who's laughing NOW!?!?

fira, scutum, and arctis- Shocked

"I think you need to lay off the sugar for a while..."

but I didn't have any sugar today...

Fira, Scutum, and Arctis- Shocked

**Melanie** Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:05 pm

Scutum: *Watches as Centauri gags and eventually pukes up slime* Hehe, I told you.

Centauri: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Scutum: Someone has anger issues.

Centauri: *Makes a slime-ball and throws it at Squishy* HAH.

Scutum: *Tackles Centauri for no particular reason*

Centauri: WTF, we're supposed to be friends, and friends don't gang up on eachother. They team up with eachother and destroy Squishy.

Scutum: Since when were we friends?

Centauri: Shocked

Since I watched you hatch out of your egg!!!

Scutum: Wait... I watched you come out of your mother... I remember, 'cuz I puked afterwards.

Centauri: ...Oh yea.... Laughing

**DracostheStrong** Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:48 pm

Throam'sil-wait, squishy hasn't had caffine or sugar? Twisted Evil

Oh no...

*Throam'sil robs the nearest store and comes back with a ton of soda and pure sugar

Throam'sil-MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we're screwed. I for one, blame Jimmy

Throam'sil-I thought he was dead

*shrugs, then picks up some snow

Throam'sil-SNOW!!! ICE CWREAM!

Uh-oh

Fira Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:26 pm

arctis thinks for a second, then tackle centauri-the-chew-toy with scutum. Squishy does, too, but then gets off, eats all of the sugar and soda, then begins ground-pounding centauri. then she grabs a Like a Star @ heaven

and there is music playing as she runs around the forums, bowling over random people, and posting randomness in a couple of topics. she then runs to centauri-the-chew-toy, and runs her over, knocking her 3 posts into the FUTURE!!!!! alien

then she sits down, and says, in a british accent, 'ello there chaps. i say we have a spot of tea on this jolly good day, wot? for i have tackled that cad of a chew toy three posts into the future, so she cannot come back onto the forums until three posts have passed. isn't that just spiffing?

Everyone except for centauri, who is in the future: Shocked

Squishy loses the sugar rush, and conks out, falling asleep for three posts. Sleep

**DracostheStrong** Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:58 pm

Throam'sil-what goes crazy must get sleepy

-_-

Throam'sil-what?

Goodnight

**Melanie** Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:23 pm

Scutum: ...Wha-- Oh, Centauri says.. "I'M NOT A GIRL." Hm. Also, he says that Squishy is the chew toy. Hm again. *Tackles Centauri again*

Fira Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:49 pm

Arctis-FUTURRRRRRREEEEEE!!!! afro

**Melanie** Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:07 pm

Centauri: @#*%&$%#*@$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scutum: Shocked

...Is that kind of language really necessary...

Centauri: *Turns away from Squishy, who last round's worth of fury was aimed toward, and directs second round toward Scutum* $*$#&%*&$%&#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mel: Now, now, Centauri...

Scutum: Wow, I think that's the first time you've ever spoken in this thread. Shocked

Centauri: *Lunges on Squishy & bites her head* *#$&%*#$&%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scutum: Peace, brother... Shocked

Centauri: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *$&%*#&$%*#$*%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

Fira Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:41 pm

squishy bites centauri's head back, then begins spouting random emotes... " Idea

...girl." Fira uses magic to turn centuari into a girl.

**Melanie** Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:43 pm

Centauri: Aright, wtf. Shocked

Scutum: HAHA!!

**DracostheStrong** Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:53 am

...

Throam'sil-extremely weird...

I don't know how to respond to the hateness

Throam'sil-I DO!

really?

*Throam'sil rallies all the ice dragons in Dragesvard to believe Squishy is a chew toy

you know she isn't going to like that

Throam'sil-thats why I'm hiding in here

*Throam'sil is in a special forcefield, antimagic, antihate, antilove, and antisquids

hehe thats not gonna help you ya know that?

Throam'sil-hopefully she'll be too busy with the hundreds of ice dragons

*the ice dragons start to chase Squishy

Fira Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:09 pm

squishy steps aside. Fira is behind her, dressed in her old fire elemental clothes. "ugh... this thing is too small..." the dragons stop in their tracks, then run away, screaming like little girls as fira sends a few fireballs towards them. she then calmly walks into throam'sil's forcefield, and punts him so that he bounces around it. "and THAT'S for making me put on these too-small clothes!!! Evil or Very Mad

"

**Melanie** Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:32 pm

Scutum: Y'know, I don't think it's possible for you to win. I mean, with that fire-being behind her like that, she could easily light you on fire.

Centauri: Of course it's possible for me to win. Look at Squishy.

Scutum: *Looks at Squishy*

Centauri: Now look at me.

Scutum: *Looks at Cent* Is this some kind of eye-test?

Centauri: (In head: God, you're so friggin' retarded...) No. Now, you see?

Scutum: Uhm.. I didn't know I was looking for someting... Embarassed

Centauri: *Slaps self in the face with paw* I'm bigger than Squishy!!!

Scutum: Oooooh... But who knows, if she got mad enough, maybe she explodes into this giant, Godzilla-like thing.

Centauri: ... Shocked

You have a scary imagination.

Scutum: ...Well... Squishy? Do you turn into an enormous Godzilla-like thing?

He11ix Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:49 pm

He11ix: I got bad news guys... Drakel was hit by a truck.

Drakel: Help me...

He11ix: He's dead as a doornail.

Drakel: I'm still alive... ow...

He11ix: Oh well. He was a pest anyway.

Drakel: W-w-w-what?

He11ix: I never liked him. It's a good thing he died.

Drakel: WHAT! *goes titan*

He11ix: Drakel you're ali- *gets incinerated*

He11ix: *cough* You know, I'm glad you aren't going to be in Silverbrooke!

Drakel: Forget you, I'm leaving! *flies off*

**Melanie** Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:37 pm

Scutum: I've seen alot of things in my life, like nearly-dead people attacking people who are glad that nearly-dead person was about to be dead... Wait, what? Shocked

Centauri: Don't forget that I'M A GIRL NOW!!!!!!!! Evil or Very Mad

He11ix Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:45 pm

He11ix: I got a new dragon!

Not-Drakel: Hi! Hey He11ix...

He11ix: Yeah?

Not-Drakel: Want some dynam... er, candy?

He11ix: Sure! *takes bite of red, tube shaped candy*

*insert cool explodey noise here*

~~Not~~-Drakel: Now we're even, you ----ing son of a ---- ----hole from ----!

He11ix: *cough* Three more and that would have been illegal even if it was censored...

**Melanie** Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:54 am

Centauri:

I think I like Drakel.

Scutum: What?! Why? 'Cuz he's evil?

Centauri: Exactly. Razz

Scutum: ....Oh, crap...

Centauri: What?

Scutum: What? Nothing... (He's gonna kill us all Shocked

)

Fira Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:58 am

fira looks at centauri, then begins poking squishy. ow. stopit. ow. stopit. ow. stopit. OW! stopit! OW! stopit! ARGH!!!!!! Squishy goes titan. fira points at centauri. RAWR! squishy goes stomping around the forums. RAWR!!!!

**DracostheStrong** Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:21 am

Throam'sil steals Lloyd's DA and runs around turning all the dragons and creatures on the forums into titans, and then eating the DA himself.

Throam'sil-WAR AGAINST SQUISHY!

(...quick question...squishy is small normally, and if she's paired up against other titans is she tiny?)

Throam'sil starts the rampage. And then sees the fleeing Ice Dragons.

Throam'sil-COME BACK AND FIGHT! ICE IS BETTER THAN FIR(A)E

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