Dragon Chat

Fira-MPPhmphlmmmph!!! (I was kidding! i had no idea that those were the right words!)

i wasn't in on this at all...

Fira shoves her finger down centauri's throat

wargh!

he spits her out.

"you actuallly looked kinda freaky when you were crazy."

He11ix: Drakel is officially Sneevil Chow! PARTY! Oh yeah, I can't be here without a dragon... I'll be right back, you get the chips.

Nat & Nagini said:
Nagini-if u talk alone,ill drown u

...
if u think shes joking,ull die first -_-

Nagini-muahahaha

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Centauri: Wow.

which is oh so totally true

what if a dragon spoke without a human?
would u kill ur own kin?

.......
oh shut up

Fira takes advantage of centauri's momentary stunnedness and presses a button to cage him. she reads the label around the button. 'rabid angry wolf instant cage. guaranteed no breaks, or your money back!' "i always KNEW this would come in handy one day..." she mused, as she watched centauri try to bite the bars of the cage. "you have issues, you know that, little wolfie? take some anger management. it helps."
...Fira...you better let him go, 'cause he seems pretty mad right about now...
"What, and let him rip my head off? no chance."
he'll only get angrier the longer you keep him in there.
"well, there IS a guarantee on the button."
lemme see that... Fira, if the cage does break, and it IS holding a rabid, angry wolf, dontcha think that the person who had the defective cage just MIGHT not live through the ordeal?
"...your point?"
FIRA HE WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF IF THE CAGE BREAKS!!! JUST APOLOGIZE!
"he won't accept it."
FIRA, FOR ONCE, JUST SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE AND APOLOGIZE BEFORE YOU GET US ALL KILLED!!
"okay, okay. ...Centauri...i'm sorry for calling you a freak, and for turning you into a girl, (though that was squishy's idea) and for shoving a finger down your throat. i'll let you go now." she cautiously presses the button...and presses it again.
"aw DANG IT!!! the cage wont collapse!"
allow me, stupid.
Arctis uses her claws to slice through 5 of the cages bars.
there ya gos!

He11ix: Hey guys, I got a new... *sees the chaos*

He11ix: Uh... this is a bad first impression, so I won't let him in yet...

Fira pats centauri on the head.

Squishy gives centari a small hug.

Arctis isn't paying attention to none of this, and is instead looking at he11ix. LEMME SEE!!!

Centauri sits, hunched over, sobbing like a wolf puppy.

Scutum: He's gonna be doing this for the next ten posts until someone eventually gets so p!$$ed off at him that they do something to make him even more miserable, and he starts bawling. After that, someone will get extremely p!$$ed off and Centauri will then be p!$$ed at him. After that, he goes back to his same old self: the still-angry and disturbed wolf we all know and love.

Centauri: *Crying & trying to ignore Scutum*

"nahh...i actually like him better this way. he's a lot nicer to me." Fira continues to hug centauri.

Phazos steps out from behind a corner. Youz be mean to mes in Role Playing. Take dis! A neon blue goo is spat out of Phazos's mouth, hitting... Fira! The blue goo is deadly poisonous. Keel dem! Keel dem! "Stop it Phazos."

FIRA!!!!!
OH NOES!1!!!1!!
Fira steps out from behind the titanium dummy. "wow...he11ix, you're right! those things ARE useful!"

...

YOU NEARLY GAVE US HEART ATTACKS!!!!

"but i'm still alive! that's what counts!"

eh...i guess...

Dawn it! I go to bed. You no fun. "...that little demon dracolich. I knew those weird gems would have a bad effect."

That thing is cursed.

Centauri: *Still sobbing, huddles against Fira*

Scutum: If you've been through this at least twice, you do NOT like it.

Ya should see what it did to Throam'sil
***

eh?

ello

WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!?!

unnamed.

Wha?

...I'm unnamed. Pleased to make your aquantice.

uh...hi *holds out a claw to shake*

*Unnamed grabs Throam'sil flips him around, slams him into a wall, throws him out the window and through the Neighbor's windowshield

***

yeah it was bad. but hey, I now have a ebil dragon and a...evil dragon.

And who is the evil dragon?

you

SCUTUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (follows centauri's lead, chasing scutum, and yelling words that are close to swears but are not swears)

Iz vill keel you all! Phazos follows the parade of pursuit.

Scutum: *Turns around and gets in the threatening karate-stance* If anyone moves.... AI-YA!!!

Fira, Phazos, and Centauri all stop.

Fira: Does he REALLY know karate?

Centauri: Nope.

They all continue to chase Scutum, screaming (or scweaming) their heads off, while Scutum screams like a little girl.

Fira stops again. "heck with this." she summons a huge, lightweight sword. "off with his HEAD!!!!" she chases scutum again.