Re: The answered question!

Triton Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:49 pm

some of me friends other than scolor blaze or swordfast:

Alex-my perverted friend. he talks alot about ...porn.. but hes so fucking funny XD

Aldair-my friend who is just as funny as Alex and we usually hang out and talk about random crap

Brian-my friend who sounds like a 40 yr old cuz hes always talking about crap and says ur mom alot XD

now heres a conversation with me and my kids:

me:hey kids how is it going at school?

kid 1:i pushed someone down a slide >.>

kid 2: i was the one he pushed

me:......why did you push him?

Kid 1:he stole my cookie from my lunch

Kid 2: NO I DIDNT

Me:.....is it this cookie?

kid 1:.........WHY DO YOU HAVE MY COOKIE!?

me:....LOOK GODZILLA!

kids:WHERE!?

me:.heheheh(runs away)

**Melanie** Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:45 pm

...My friends are getting worse, with the perverted stuff and all... It's getting creepier.

On the bus, there's this really, REALLY weird dude that Zak says will grow up to be a pedophile (older person that tries to get with little kids... Much like Michael Jackson.). But yea.. The dude kept poking me, so I eventually pulled out some cotton candy perfume and sprayed him. That was yesterday. TODAY, I sprayed him again, and, like he'd promised the other day, he pulled out a thing of cologne. He sprayed me about three times, once in the eyes... So we had a perfume-fight, and when I got in school, I went in the bathroom and used up half of my cotton candy bottle. I STILL smelled like cologne, but it was better... And just after that, I went to my lockers. Turns out someone farted, but people kept saying that the cotton candy was an after-smell. I wear that perfume every day, so I get the whole, "you smell like cotton candy," a lot... But I REEKED of it. On the way home from school, though, the dude sat away from me. Yays.

...Being on the bus may as well be being at a circus. Apparently, Zaky doesn't like the circus.

Darkman Alex Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:17 pm

i bet u my best friend is more of a pervert thanall of your friends...but im not sharing any storys sorry

just trust me on that lol

**Melanie** Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:21 pm

My 'friends' find ways to make the sight of food make you want to puke... Not only do they do perverted things with them, but they PUT RANCH DRESSING ON CINAMMON ROLLS!!! Wtf?! Even my dad wouldn't do that...

He11ix Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:28 pm

Ranch dressing on Taco Bell's cimmomon twisty sticks is supposed to be good. As well as pizza. And I even tried a pickle once, very good.

Ranch Dressing: Near Perfect. It's white, not dark.

**Melanie** Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:50 pm

...You're like the rest of them...

My friends are obsessed with trying ranch dressing on EVERYTHING. They mixed ranch dressing with beans and then put milk in there. They ate it. WTF!!?

My dad puts either ketchup or ranch on tuna noodles or something... It stinks...

Darkman Alex Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:29 pm

wait are they nasty becasue they put ranch on evrything?

or are they refering to another white liquid?

**Melanie** Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:35 pm

EHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's freakin' DISGUSTING!! And yes, they refer to both.

A lot.

Triton Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:59 pm

LO-FUCKING-L NICE ONE DARKMAN XDXDXDXDXDXD

**Melanie** Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:02 pm

*Scowls*

People find my disgust and discomfort amusing... v.v"

Triton Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:05 pm

XD srry lol just thought that was funny XD anywayz >.> yea my friends are perverted best bet would have to be Alex anywayz this kid Ricky Balzano who im pretty sure is gay now asked me out which i believe is pretty weird >.>

**DracostheStrong** Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:05 pm

o.O

...wat do you say mop?

*mop shakes*

kay I'll leave it.

**Melanie** Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:13 pm

You're 'pretty sure' he's gay? If a dude asks you out, he's gay. o-O" Unless I'm terribly mistaken, that is...

Where did we get from being old and still being in PoL/LE to 'other white fluids' and gay people? Shocked

Darkman Alex Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:42 pm

didnt mean to make a joke lol..it was a seriouse question but if ya wanna laugh lol go ahead =p

i think we were all thinking of this ~~O

**DracostheStrong** Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:43 pm

darkman. Stop. Kk?

Darkman Alex Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:06 pm

**Melanie** Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:47 am

O_O"......

I didn't think this was possible, but my level of hatred for you has increased. Hatred and disgust must be mixed together...

Triton Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:26 pm

lol yea stop with the sexual junk now and yea he asked me out again >.> *calls witness protection program*

Darkman Alex Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:12 pm

i told ya that was a seriouse question!! dam

**Melanie** Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:15 pm

*Twitches* ...Scary...

There's this tiny, short, pale, nerdy kid that likes me... And he's my ex's best friend. (Hate my ex. Evil or Very Mad

And yet my best friend went out with him.. And he dumped her. I told her so...) Philip (the nerdy short person) was technically attacking his spoon at lunch today. o-O" He kept yelling at it... Strange. Anyways. Zak just tripped down the stairs. HEHE!!

Triton Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:18 pm

0.o seriously?

**Melanie** Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:22 pm

Seriously what? Zak fell down the stairs, yes. And a short nerdy kid likes me. And my best friend went out with my ex. Dunno which one you're talking about, but I comfirmed 'em all..

Zak didn't actually fall, but rather he.. stumbled.

I've fallen UP the stairs WAY too many times..

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