PoL Soaps--Who Shall be the Victim?

That's all you're gonna do? I thought you would throw him into a burning house or something...
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So what exactly are we gonna do?

great idea
*sets windmill on fire and rolls it down a big mountain,Zak still wedged in there*

hows THAT for torture?

Well, you gotta put ropes around his wrists and ankles and then stretch him, all the while whip-- I'm gonna stop now...

ill be the person who shot him...id enjoy that

I'm a bit curious as to why everyone hates Zak...

Scolor: Dunno why.
Nat: They just don't get along, and Zak wanted her to get raped.
Fira: Zak calls her Claire... And they just don't get along.
Triton: Zak yelled at him.
Jimmy: Well....

It's weird, 'cuz Zak told me, in the old PoL, that everyone liked him as an admin.

Me: He called me stupid. (And said that I wasn't perfect, which is true, but he pointed it out anyways )

Zak and i dont get along cuz he creeped me out for hitting on me on AQW
and the fact that he doesnt know when to shut the hell up and quit making me pissed is another reason

Fira hates Zak(she told me this herself) cuz he is mean to her
and he picks on her with the whole Scolor thing

vise versa with Scolor

and we did like him as an Admin in old PoL
he still sorta is

though,now that i had a crack at being Admin,he deflated a bit(his spirit,not his head)and seemed to take the liking to crack

...Yea... But anyways, back to the soaps/CSI. How's it gonna go?

well,and,Zak,if u complain about what im gonna say next,i will cheerfully beat u to death...

basicly,Zak ends up in the snow,blood all over
he is still breathing,of course

he gets found by someone,only a fraction alive,and the cops call Detective White and her assistant

Detective White questions Mel and a few of the other witnesses
the assistant questions the soon-to-be suspects

that good so far?

Sounds good to me. Where would Zak be stabbed? The stomach is the most reasonable, but Zak luffs his stomach. So... Maybe just above or below the heart?

or his kidney
or his arms and legs,multiple times

he doesnt die,but he gets close cuz he bled so much

Those are good, but maybe... He could get stabbed in heart and not die because he had some weird thing in him. That'd spice it up a little.

he can get stabbed in the head
there is nothing there anyways

Enough 'bout the empty head stuff, Nat. (It's funny, but meh.) So he's gonna get stabbed in the head and live? He's gotta have something special, then. Nobody survives getting stabbed in the head...

I say his arm gets cut off, and his body compensates by going into total shutdown to heal. That's how coma's happen.

We'll have to wait for Zak's okay on being in a coma. Which arm would get cut off, though? He could have a robotic arm... Awesome.

or he can get cut up like an emo

... Both arms?

all over

I like the coma. If he got all cut up like that, he might actually bleed to death. But he could get both his legs cut off and be a famous track runner or something... I dunno, I'm brainstorming.

hmm
not a bad idea

Zak could be a track star,compeating against one of the suspects,and have one of his legs cut off

Or a baseball player... I can see the headlines now...

WORLD\'S BEST PITCHER LOSES ARMS!!!
Friend(Nat) Dances in Street

Not a bad idea... I was thinking he could be a jet pilot that got shot down, but that wouldn't be a CSI. He could be a football player, who was in the middle of a game when a shooting occured, where Zak got shot in the head. Later they find out that Zak had something implanted in his head that helped him live or something, but made him a little mental.

lol
im a Detective,though

maybe it should Friend (Fira) does a jig to the news

..I'm curious as to what Zak's gonna say when he reads all of this.



So is he gonna lose his arms and stuff?

his pitching arm
and one of the suspects and another witness are on the opposet or same team

and im pretty sure he is gonna complain till we do it his way