Mel and He11ix land

Fauna looks around frantically and then touches He11ix, turning him to shadow. They both sink into the ground quickly, out of the wave's way.

"Wrathe," Fauna whispers hoarsely. She sighs and looks around at the shadow world, then at He11ix. "I saved your ass yet again, and I still don't know why I keep doing so." Fauna waits until the wave disappears.

"Hey, keep in mind that I CAN'T die. I die being crushed by a boulder. So I can't die before then."
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The base is totally wasted. Flat ground fills the entire landscape, with not a landform in sight. The computer, having done it's prgramming, shuts down.

Fauna comes up and does the same thing she did with the desert, just for survival. She makes a huge, shady tree and drags He11ix under it, then makes it rain.

"You never told me.. How am I supposed to die?" Fauna watches the rain pour down for a while and then turns to He11ix.

"...that doesn't matter. Right now we just need to go back to our own time." He11ix stands up and begins walking to the only thing on the landscape-the computer.

Fauna stands up and follows him, making the rain settle to a light mist.

"He11ix, why can't I know? You already know how you die in the future, why can't I?" Fauna's voice has an aggrivated edge to it.

"Because when you died, it was so amazingly hilarious that they buried the money you won from Lore's Funniest Home Videos in your grave along with you." He11ix keeps walking.

Fauna stares at him, confused. She shakes her head after a while and looks forward again.

"But how do I die, and why is it so bad to tell me?"
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Turns on the computer have been shortened from two hours to half an hour. This is what happens when your brother is a complete girl about EVERYTHING. (He almost made us late for the bus this morning because he wouldn't put on a God damned HOODIE.)

"Because you would kill me when I got to the best part, and couldn't finish it because I would be laughing so hard."

Fauna glares at him, and He11ix is suddenly imobilized in shadow. Fauna scowls at him angrily.

"Tell me! I'm tired of people keeping secrets from me. That's part of how I died before. Now tell me, please!" Fauna gives him a tortured look and then makes the shadow go away; she continues walking..

"Fine. You fall off a cliff, get hit by a stray gryphon, dropped in a monkey exhibit, covered in what everyone hopes was chocolate, flung off a catapault, hit by 17 pianos while still in the air, then shredded in an industrial grinder. Any further questions?"

Fauna keeps walking, not even looking at him.

"Why didn't you just tell me? It's not that bad... And I don't see why I couldn't just teleport back up after falling off of a cliff... Or how that all killed me, even though I'm a vampire.." Fauna has stopped by now, staring at the ground. She mulls over the questions to herself but finally catches up to He11ix again.

"Well, beforehand you were tied up and knocked out by an army of clowns. And even vampires can be shredded to peices."

Fauna stares at him now. "Clowns? Well.. Nevertheless, vampires can only be shredded by other vampires. Not by an industrial grinder... I don't think. We'll see how it goes."

She's quiet for a moment.

"I could kick those clowns' asses," she adds with a smile.

"Well, glad you didn't kill me." They arrive at the computer. "...any ideas on what to do now, Fauna?"

Fauna glances at him with a weird expression on her face and then looks back at the computer.

"What exactly can we do right now? Release Hollix?" She steps towards the computer and searches around on it a little, not finding anything. "...What else can we do?" Fauna steps back from the computer now and turns toward the sky, thinking.
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G'morning.

"...well, we can start looking for an on switch, see if the computer can do anything."

She'd already turned it on and searched through it.
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Fauna sits down on the sandy grass and looks at the computer.

"I'm not exactly sure what we're looking for, so I guess you should look for something..." Fauna stays quiet now and doodles in the sand with her finger thoughtfully.

If you had, it would have vaporized you on the spot. And there is no keyboard. It's a giant pillar thing.
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"Found the switch." He turns it on, and the giant red eye stares at him.

Computer: Targets 3 and 4 are not terminated. Fixing error now.

Nothing happens.

Computer: Security system not working properly...
He11ix: You blew it up. Now, I want to know where the time machine is.
Computer: Cannot activate attack functions...
He11ix: Gone.
Computer: Attempting alarm activation...
He11ix: Gone.
Computer: Error...
He11ix: You know how to fix the error?
Computer: Negative.
He11ix: Gimme the time machine and I'll tell you.
Computer: ...affirmative.

A slot opens up near the top of the pillar, and it moves down to the ground. A portal is generated from it. He11ix turns to Fauna. "Coming?"

..Oohs. Whoops. Nevermind then.
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Fauna nods and walks by He11ix.

"What if it's another trap, and this time we get blown up or something?" she mutters under her breath, not trusting anything or anyone anymore.

"Because it wasted it's common sense generator, now let's go." He11ix walks through the portal.

Fauna stares after him and then shrugs, walking into the portal as well.

Fauna appears in a run-down wreckage filled hallway. He11ix is nowhere to be found.

Time machines need a set date. Or you're screwed. (Quote)

Fauna simply teleports to He11ix after looking through his eyes.

"Toldja it was a trap," she murmurs. "Where are we?" she asks, looking around.

He isn't exactly in the time period you landed in, since there was no date put in the time machine.

...Craaap.
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Fauna looks around and notices that she'd been talking to herself. She simply teleported to the right place where he was, but not the time period. She can't do that.

...Wrathe...?

Holy *&#%, what's goin' on?!

YER ALIVE!!

Well, some girl named... F-something put me in the shadows, and the-

Then a huge wave came over and wiped everything out, I know. And it's Fauna. It's me.

...Really? Where's the other dude.. and the other dude..?

He11ix went to another time period, so I'm stuck here. Have you figured out anything on your watch yet?

Kinda. I got a few memories of a big boulder hitting me on the head and getting caught in a sand-dust storm, but that's about it. Oh, and I found a memory er something of this gothic-looking girl..

That was Friedhof you saw. And the boulder and storm are what knocked the memory out of you.

I see. Well, I- Whoa...

..Whoa? What? Wrathe?

A big thingy just popped up with a clock...

Time machine?!

...Uhhh...

Step inside and say 'Fauna,' then press a button inside if there is one. Anything you use to activea-

Wrathe smashes down on top of her at that moment.

"Ow... Get off of meh, please..." Fauna groans and looks up at Wrathe, who's staring at the sky where he came from.

"'Kay." Wrathe rolls off and stares at his watch. "What just happened?"

"You time traveled and teleported to me. That's what I need to do with He11ix."

"..So you need my time machine?"

"Yes, please..."

"'Kay..." Wrathe makes the machine pop up again.

Fauna steps inside and calls Wolke in as well.

"What's the cloud for?" Wrathe asks, staring at the cloud that's under her control.

"So I don't land on He11ix when I get there. He's human, so It'd probably kill him."

"Oohs. Okay." Wrathe turns and walks off.

Fauna tilts her head to the side. "Are you comin'?"

"I can go?" Wrathe turns around.

"Yea, you need to get your memory back... Plus, your watch is extremely helpful. And you still don't know "that dude"'s name. So c'mon."

Wrathe jumps on Wolke, and they teleport/time travel to He11ix.